Thursday, August 16, 2007

How do you get jurisdiction over the Garden of Eden?

What do President Bush, the Sears Tower, The Olsen Twins, Google.com, Charles Dickens, the Magna Carter, the Aztec Pyramids, Three Mile Island and Dostoevsky have in common?

They are all defendants together in this suit.

Sadly, the plaintiff never gets around to listing what he is actually suing them for. Just that they are in fact, being sued. Together. In federal court. For something regarding prisoner civil rights.

In America, even very very crazy people get their day in court.

1 comment:

Melanie said...

Wow. I really thought it was just a matter of pages before I saw MY name on the list.

So here's some I liked best: Jeopardy Champion, World Wide Web, Virgin Mary, Plato, King James Bible, The AT, planet of Pluto, and my personal favorite "Shawn John Combs doing business as Puff Daddy doing business as Mr. Diddy."